Grill Master Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

IM A SIMPLE MAN… I JUST WANT TO MOW MY LAWN AND GRILL FOR GOD’S SAKE… YOU BETTER NOT BE USING CHARCOAL OUT THERE… IT RUINS THE FLAVOR…

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Specs

• 2.5″ x 6″
  
• Woven polyester with woven lettering
• Hook and loop backing
• Completely Reprehensible

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.